写小说的麻烦在于它必须有意义 而现实生活则不然 ——伊恩·M.班克斯
触发警告
片名：碎梦汇编
我叫约翰内斯 我有一个条件 - My name is Johannes, and I have a condition.
我是人类 I am human.
当我把自己的脸摔在 I first realized that when I fell on my face
意大利海滩上的水泥板上时 on a concrete slab on a beach in Italy.
我才四岁 而我很清楚地意识到 I was four, and it was clear to me,
海滩不能被信任 beaches cannot be trusted,
我讨厌意大利 梦想是会破灭的 I hated Italy, and dreams can be broken.
人类是叙事的生物 The human is a narrative being.
我们创造情感媒介 也就是所谓的故事 We construct emotional machines, so-called stories,
来交流 分享我们生活的这个世界 to communicate, to share the world in which we live
让每个人都能有不同的体验 and make it collectively experienceable.
我们很擅长这种事情 And we are pretty good at doing that.
从最原始的元素进化成为灵长类动物之后 Since the primordial soup mendelized into primate brains,
我们要么是在逃离大型猫科动物 we have either been fleeing from big cats
要么是在告诉别人我们是怎么逃离 or telling others about our escapes from the clutches
大型猫科动物的 of big cats.
围坐在篝火旁 Sitting around a campfire,
阐释和解构世界 interpreting and breaking down the world,
使之充满意义 charging it with meaning,
不管这些故事是否符合维基百科 regardless of whether the tales hold up to a Wikipedia check
的要求 or not.
人类也是一种政治生物 The human is also a political being,
虽然我的很多成员都不赞同这个想法 although many members of my species don't like that idea.
尽力习惯吧 Get used to it.
你回避不了政治 You can't avoid being political.
当你在沃尔玛买一瓶无糖红牛的时候 The moment you choose to buy a sugar free Red Bull
你就在进行一项政治行动 at Walmart, you commit a political act.
当你在pond5.com把帕切贝尔的经典作品 Same is true when you drag a royalty-free hip-hop version
（注：pond5.com是一个可以购买下载音乐和视频的网站）
的免税嘻哈版本放进你的购物篮里的时候 of Pachelbel's Canon in D into your shopping basket
也是如此 at pond5.com.
政治是权力和资源在一个特定的区域里 Politics is the practice of distribution of power
以及不同区域之间 and resources within a given community,
分配的结果 as well as the interrelationship between communities.
句号 Period.
我们在这个世界上写下一个故事 We project a certain story onto the world.
如果你是左派 激进派 或者保守派分子 The story differs if you are leftist, a progressive,
这个故事就会不一样了 or conservative.
但请放心 我认识的大多数人都自称是 But be assured, most people I know who call themselves
无政府主义者或者愚蠢的自由主义者 anarchists are just stupid libertarians.
我们通过叙述和概念的快捷方式 We communicate our views by using narrative
来传达我们的观点 and conceptual shortcuts.
那是一些简短的术语 如“自由”或“隐私”等 Abbreviated terms like 'freedom' or 'privacy,' and so on.
这些快捷方式很重要 These shortcuts are important.
如果有人把“全球变暖”称为不同的东西 If someone had called 'global warming' something different,
比如说“大气癌” let's say 'atmosphere cancer,'
我们就用不着解释它为什么是一件坏事 we wouldn't have problems explaining why it's a bad thing.
我一直想要创建一个 I always wanted to create a glossary
重要术语的词汇表 因为日了狗的 of all-important terms, because, Jesus fucking McChrist,
它们总是在评论区和网络上 they are always used and abused in comment sections
被大肆滥用 on the World Wide Web.
我想对这些引人注目的牛犊 I wanted to give some of these Golden Calves of Discourse
进行重新审视 解释 评价 a second look, to explain, re-evaluate,
甚至可能会牺牲他们 and maybe even sacrifice them.
我和我的好朋友伊山拉瓦尔组队 I teamed up with my good friend Ishan Raval,
因为在政治迟钝这点上他和我不相上下 who definitely matches me in my political nerdiness.
我的意思是 在我们的谷歌个人资料图片中 I mean, look, we both have hands on our chins
我们都把手放在下巴上 in our Google profile pics.
哇 - [Man] Wahooo!
我们真是自命不凡 Pompous little fucks we are.
因为我知道很多有创造力的人 And because I know a lot of creative performers
会花大力气做一件没意义的事 who would do pretty much anything for almost nothing,
所以我决定拍这部电影 I decided to make this film.
我还要再举多久 How much longer do I have to hold this shit?
很重啊 It's heavy.
你可以把这件事写进你的简历里 You can put it in your resume!
拜托 再久一点 Come on, a little bit longer.
我们用的是我的车 -And we use my car.
你是运输队的头头 好吗 You're the head of transportation fleet, okay?
所以 永远不要忘记： So, well, never forget:
你不讨厌意大利 你讨厌资本主义 You don't hate Italy, you hate capitalism.
多广大的一个词 What a big word.
太广大了 So big.
资本主义 Capitalism.
尽管我认识很多单词 One of the biggest words I know.
但这是最重要的词汇之一 And I know a lot of words.
还有市场 There's market, too, (tone beeping)
但这听起来有点太神秘了 but that one sounds a bit too mystical
我想那是布莱恩伊渥克 Oh, I think that's Brian Ewok!
很高兴我在最喜欢的嬉皮士咖啡店兼酒吧 Good to have a comfy seat
抢到一个舒服的座位 at my favorite hipster coffee shop
享受着密码是Helvetica的 and wine bar, enjoying free wifi from a network
免费无线网 whose password is Helvetica.
当我被朱朱夫人发现时 I'm just minding my own business
我只是在做自己的事 when I get spotted by Madame Juju,
她是友好的嬉皮士咖啡馆兼酒吧老板 the friendly hipster coffee shop and wine bar owner
她喜欢汗瑜伽 who does sweat yoga.
你好 要来点什么 Hello, how can I help you?
一杯双蛋酒星冰乐配上比目鱼面包块吗 A double eggnog frappuccino with tofu-breaded halibut?
在酒吧后面有张传单 There's a sticker
是宣传格林党候选人的 for the Green Party candidate behind the bar.
哦 我喜欢格林派 Oh, I love the Greens!
如此友好 如此体贴 如此可爱 So friendly, so caring, so cuddly!
马克思曾经称国家是 Marx once called the State
整个资产阶级中 a committee for managing the common affairs
一个管理公共事务的委员会 of the whole bourgeoisie.
感谢不存在的上帝 Thank the non-existing God for it,
因为管理是可能的 because where management is possible,
管理不善也是可能的 so also is mismanagement,
资产阶级的某些部分 and some parts of the bourgeoisie,
尤其是那些做瑜伽来保持健康的人 especially those who do sweat yoga
可能会被说服 从而 and keep their hearts wholesome, might be persuaded
利用这个委员会来反对自己的利益 to use that committee against their interests.
基本上 有一些人 Basically, there are people
拥有生产资料 who own the means of production,
比如说 高档咖啡机或服务器 let's say fancy coffee machines or servers
或者农场或服务器农场 or farms or server farms.
这就是资产阶级 That's the bourgeoisie.
还有一些没有自己 And then there are people who don't own
生产资料或资本的人 the means of production or capital,
他们必须靠劳动为生 即工人 so they have to sell their work: the workers.
所有的咖啡师和三明治制作师 That's all the baristas and sandwich artists
还有瑞安航空的接待人员都是这样 and RyanAir check-in personnel.
但即使是资产阶级 包括朱朱夫人在内 But even if the bourgeoisie, which includes Madame Juju,
在政治立场上也可能不是团结一致的 might not be united in its political allegiances,
他们的目的是一样的 they play the same purpose.
这不是她的错 It isn't her fault.
这不是我的错 It isn't my fault!
在她大脑的各个角落和皮质里 In all corners and cortices of her brain,
她可能只是把这当作她的工作 she might just regard this as her job,
一种简单的谋生方式 甚至是一种社区服务 an innocent livelihood and even a community service.
当然了 Oh absolutely!
人们爱我 People love me!
我是来自种满藏红花的卡尔弗林斯的玛吉吉伦哈尔 I am the Maggie Gyllenhaal of saffron-based cale frosting!
所有这些都可能是 All of that it might be.
但资本主义比任何生活方式和意志都要强大 But capitalism is bigger than any of our lives and wills.
它产生了一些资本家没有意识到的净效应 It produces net effects some capitalists don't realize.
朱朱可能不会被利润所驱使 Madame Juju's heart may not be driven by profit,
但她的生意一定会的 but her business must be.
钱必须赚更多的钱 Money must make more money.
必须赚更多的钱 More money must be made
这样它才能赶上其他的咖啡店 so that it can keep up with competing coffee shops
以及不断出现并试图超越朱朱夫人 and wine bars, which are constantly coming up
的酒吧 and trying to outperform Madame Juju.
它让我很伤心 It makes me cry!
对我来说 赚回本钱还不够 It's not even enough for me to earn back the money
我投资了 I invested.
必须有良好的投资回报 There has to be a good return on investment!
投资 Investment?
为了匹配最新的快-辣-撒的趋势 There have to be upgrades
我必须要对这里进行升级 to match the latest speedy-spicy-sprinkle trends,
或者继续支付越来越多的租金 or to keep paying an increasing rent
这样咖啡就不会变得更贵了 so that the coffee doesn't get more expensive,
否则每个人都会去 otherwise everyone will go to
街上的杜杜先生家喝咖啡了 Monsieur Dudu's down the street!
布莱恩 这是真的 It's true.
他的咖啡还行 His coffee is okay,
但他的葡萄酒简直不是这个世界的东西 but his wine selection is out of this world!
因此 朱朱女士不得不放弃保护环境 So Madame Juju is forced to cut costs
或者支付超低的工资 by not protecting the environment,
来削减成本 or by paying super-low wages.
这太令人伤心了 It is so very sad,
但我向国际特赦组织捐款 but I donate to Amnesty International
总的来说 世界范围内 Overall, the wealth of the world
增加的资本 increases on the side of the capital,
是没有投资和停滞的钱-- be it money uninvested and stagnant--
今天这样的钱 There are some trillions of dollars
有几万亿美元 around like that today!
或者是商业需要的东西 or the things required for and by business.
在成本削减的地方 And wealth decreases on the side of the world
世界上的财富也在减少 where costs are cut,
人们为工资和世界本身而工作 people working for wages and the world itself!
以大气癌症为例 Take atmosphere cancer.
可悲的是 这不是资本主义的副作用 Sadly, it's not capitalism's side effect,
但这是它正常运作的标志 but a sign of its normal functioning.
在过去的100年里 这个机制 The system was, for the last 100 years,
依靠廉价的石油 并从中赚取巨额利润 running on cheap oil and making a huge profit with it.
钱仍然需要赚更多的钱 Money still needs to make more money,
因此 越来越多的东西必须能兑换成货币 so more and more things have to be exchangeable for money.
从小熊软糖到DNA序列 Everything from gummy bears to DNA sequences
到二氧化碳的排放 to carbon dioxide emissions.
但弗里德曼说 经济自由 But Friedman says that economic freedom
是政治自由的先决条件 is a precondition for political freedom.
哇 哇 哇 哇 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
别着急 朱朱夫人 Not so fast, Madame Juju!
自由也是一个巨大的词 是的 Well, freedom is a huge word too, yes, yes.
但在资本主义社会 只有一种自由 But in a capitalist society, there's only one freedom,
市场的自由 the freedom of the market.
从根本上看 资本主义基于 At its root, capitalism is based
关于三个基本要素 on three simple things.
为工资工作 私人所有制 Working for a wage, private ownership
或控制生产资料 or control of the means of production,
以及为交换和获利服务的生产 and production for exchange and profit.
这些都是在承诺自由的前提下进行的 And it's all sold with the promise of liberty.
但这件事情 But that has been true
从最开始就是这样 since the beginning of time!
资本主义根据自然法则 Capitalism didn't arise
或者人类的本性而出现的 according to natural laws that stem from human nature,
它是由有组织的暴力传播的 it was spread by organized violence.
私有土地和生产资料的概念 The concept of private land and means of production
现在看起来似乎很自然 might seem like the natural state of things now,
然而 我们应该记住这是一个人类的概念 however we should remember it is a human concept.
首先 在英格兰这样的地方 First, in places like England,
圈地运动把自给自足的农民 enclosures drove self-sufficient peasants
从公共土地赶到城市 from communal land into the cities
在工厂工作 to work in factories.
仅仅在亨利八世统治时期 Under the reign of Henry VIII alone,
就有72,000人因流浪而被处决 72,000 people were executed for vagabondage.
这是自由吗？ Is that freedom?
后来资本主义在全球范围内 Later capitalism was spread rapidly and violently
势如破竹 around the globe.
你还记得那个漂亮的小女孩爱丽丝吗 Do you remember that nice little girl Alice?
是的 当然记得 Oh yes, certainly!
她很可爱 Lovely.
她进入了仙境 She fell into Wonderland,
利用那里的资源 对那里的原住民 used its resources, and was highly judgemental
大肆批判 of the natives.
无疑是一个被宠坏的英国帝国主义者 A spoiled British imperialist brat.
但德国人也好不到什么程度 But the Germans weren't much better.
现在是1880年 It's the year 1880.
强大的德国商人开始 Powerful German merchants started to profit
从亚洲和非洲的海外贸易中获利 from overseas commerce in Asia and Africa.
德意志帝国通过征服大量的土地 The German Empire supported this expansion
支持这种扩张 by conquering large amounts of land
并建立了所谓的“保护国” and established so-called 'protectorates.'
有了欺诈 圣经 酒精和暴力 With fraud, Bible, alcohol, and violence,
德意志帝国的版图发展到惊人的260万平方公里 the German Empire grew to a staggering 2.6 million
是德国的5倍 square kilometers, five times the size of Germany,
在英格兰和法国之后 reaching the third place in colonial power
成为第三大殖民主义国家 right after England and France.
下面这首讽刺的民歌 The following sarcastic folk song,
写于1890年 written in 1890,
歌中对这件事有独特的看法 has its own perspective on the matter.
我们德国人在非洲干什么？ 那里 正在摧毁奴隶制度 其中一个叫卡斯的不需要我们 或者我们很快让他安静
哦 幸运的非洲 我们在传教异教徒基督教信仰 仁慈 不相信的人 会被处死 祝福野人用火焰和剑教基督徒的爱
但是等等 我喜欢黑人 But wait, I like black people!
他们有节奏 They got the rhythm!
人人都应享有平等和公正 Equality and justice for everyone!
我不喜欢超级富豪 I don't like the super-rich
中产阶级正在遭受攻击 The middle-class is under attack!
这都是该死的政客们的错 The goddamn politicians are to blame!
大多数自由主义的人 Most liberal-cosmopolitan folks
对公共机构、理想和政治家缺乏信心 lack faith in public institutions, ideals, and politicians.
左倾作家 比如迈克尔摩尔和 The notoriety of left-leaning authors,
诺姆乔姆斯基的恶名 like Michael Moore or
说明我们的人类同胞 Noam Chomsky shows that our fellow humans
很清楚摩尔所说的可怕事实 know very well what Moore claims is the awful truth,
但他们装作他们不知道 but they act as if they don't know.
我们必须认识到每个人都是问题的一部分 We have to realize that everyone is part of the problem.
我们的习惯 我们的程序让游戏继续下去 It's our habits, our procedures that keep the game going.
没有好的或坏的资本主义 There is no good or bad capitalism.
不平等是资本主义不可分割的一部分 Inequality is an integral part of capitalism.
包括人类在内的一切事物都被视为纯粹的资源 Everything, including humans, is treated as mere resource.
我喜欢朋克摇滚 I like punk rock!
我自己做毛衣 I make my own sweaters!
我回收塑料瓶 I recycle plastic bottles!
我喜欢特里普拉切特的书 I enjoy books by Terry Pratchett!
我是佛教徒 I am a Buddhist!
你真了不起 That is nice of you,
但不要忘记市场驱动的资本主义 but remember that market driven capitalism
将市场营销的伪科学论述 musters the quasi-scientific discourses of marketing
以及公共关系和越来越多的东方宗教聚集起来 and public relations, and increasingly, Eastern religion,
在消费者追求幸福 to recommend products to consumers
自我实现 个人自由的过程中 as necessary means in the liberal pursuit of happiness,
向他们推荐自己的产品 self-fulfilment, and personal freedom.
世界上有这么多美丽的东西 Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,
我受不了了 I feel like I can't take it.
资本主义有它的缺点 Well, capitalism has its downsides!
但比共产主义好得多 But it's way better than communism!
那才是真糟糕 That's really bad!
那会要人命 It killed people!
更糟糕的是 它根本没用 Even worse, it didn't work.
让我们引用马克思的话 Let us quote Marx himself.
“绝对命令 - "The categorical imperative
就是推翻所有人的关系 这些关系让人堕落 "is to overthrow all relations in which man is a debased,
被奴役 被遗弃 变得卑鄙” "enslaved, forsaken, despicable being."
这个命令对所有条件都适用 This imperative is true for all conditions,
甚至对他的作品中恶意 even the ones created by perverted misinterpretations
的错误解读也适用 of his writings.
国家共产主义害死了很多人 State communism killed a ton of people,
但可悲的 这是建立在国家原则之上的 and the sad truth is that it was based on the principle
它创造了财产的形式 of a state, it created forms of property,
它有银行 警察 甚至一个市场 it had banks, police, even a market.
国家共产主义是对资本主义规则 State communism was a badly adapted,
进行拙劣改写之后的版本 botched version of the rules of capitalism.
我们不应该为此伤心 We shouldn't shed a tear for it.
是的 True
社会主义惩罚有成就的人 And socialism penalizes high achievers,
奖励懒惰的人 限制自由 扼杀选择 rewards laziness, cuts freedom, and stifles choice.
艾茵兰德说—— Ayn Rand says--
艾茵兰德死于社会福利 Ayn Rand died on welfare!
但社会主义扼杀了竞争 But socialism stifles competition,
阻碍技术进步 impeding technological progress!
打断一下 May I jump in and remark
讽刺的是 that one of the largest cooperative projects
计划经济最大的 and planned economies was,
合作项目之一 ironically,
是阿波罗计划 the Apollo project
他们把一个中产阶级的美国人 to put a middle-class American
放在月球上 on the moon.
那么 让我们来看看 So, let's have a broader look
技术和 at technology and
竞争方面 competition.
我在6 g Aaaaah, I'm at 6 g.
失陪了 Excuse me for a moment.
（大脑皮层）这是汉斯 普拉兹加摩尔 - [Cerebral Cortex] This is Hans Platzgaumer.
在意大利传统中 He enjoys craft beer and gory movies
他喜欢精酿啤酒和血腥电影 in the Italian tradition.
-哦 - Oh.
他是一个充满激情的游戏玩家 And he is a passionate gamer.
-天呐 - Jesus.
你需要一些润滑油和拖车 You're going to need some lube and a tow truck
来把我的靴子从你屁股里拔出来 to pull my boot out of your ass.
你有时间 Do you have a minute
谈论一些重要的事情吗 to talk about something important?
那个声音是从哪里来的 - Huh, where is that voice coming from?
我是你的大脑皮层 - [Cerebral Cortex] I am your cerebral cortex.
听着 Listen.
这很奇怪 - That's weird.
在人类历史上 - [Cerebral Cortex] Through the dark
的数千年黑暗的时间里 and not so dark millennia of human history,
我们把自己组织成敌对的派系 we have organized ourselves into adversarial cliques,
社区和国家 communities, and nations.
世界大事就像致命的乒乓球 World events were like deadly ping pong balls
向我们猛冲过来 这些人就是幕后黑手 hurdling towards us, and these groups were the paddles
他的目标是把球打进 whose goal it was to knock the ball
别人的法庭 into someone else's court.
这真是个疯狂的比喻 - What a crazy-ass metaphor.
我们增加军事力量 - [Cerebral Cortex] Add military might
作为维持一个不平衡的分配机制的手段 as the means to hold in place a lopsided system
这种机制中 工人创造的越来越多 of distribution, in which workers create more and more
工资的经济价值却永远不会同步增长 economic value for wages that never quite grow
竞争变成了日常生活中 at the same rate, and lo, competition became the fabric
人们的穿着打扮 in which everyday life was dressed.
全球合作需要的 The technology necessary
技术并不存在 for global cooperation did not exist.
竞争由此诞生 Competition was thus established
作为与世界互动的基本方式 as the default way of interacting with the world.
其优雅形式意味着没有人被杀死 In its genteel form, competition meant nobody got killed.
角斗士们踢起了足球 或者打起了乒乓球 Gladiators turned to soccer or turned to table tennis.
到1972年 计算机已经先进到 By 1972, computers became advanced enough
可以模拟竞技游戏 乒乓诞生了 to simulate competitive games, and PONG was born.
乒乓 - PONG?
哇 Woah!
人类是喜爱竞争的物种 - [Cerebral Cortex] Humans are a competitive species,
但我们不应该忘记合作和利他主义 but we shouldn't forget that cooperation and altruism
就像我们的大脑的各个部分一样 are as much hardwired into our brains.
但这和那个老旧的电子游戏 - But what does that have to do
又有什么关系呢 with that old school video game?
如果我们不想让这个乒乓球 - [Cerebral Cortex] If we don't want the PONG ball
从桌子上掉下来 我们可以给电脑编程 to go off the table, we can program the computer
让电脑来控制球拍 它比人类优秀得多 to control the paddles better than any human can.
我们想要与其他人用过时的手动操作 Our desire to play competitive PONG
来玩有竞争力的乒乓球的愿望 versus other humans through obsolete hand operation
只不过是一场自以为胜人一筹的无意义的表演 is nothing but a vain show of one-upmanship.
在计算机时代 There's no other point to competitive gaming
竞争游戏没有意义 in the computer age.
你他妈的说什么 What the actual fuck!
操 操 Fuck! FUCK!
只是你的边缘系统 - [Cerebral Cortex] That's just your limbic system
试图干预 trying to interfere.
听我说 Pay attention to me!
如果我们愿意 技术可以拯救我们 Technology could save us if we'd let it.
可以让地球上的每个人都有足够的物质财富 There is enough material wealth for everyone on the planet
从而给我们稳固的家庭和稳定的食物供应 to have a sturdy home and a steady food supply,
前提是我们停止竞争 并用我们的全球通信 if we stop competing and use our global communication
以及计算能力来平衡赛场 and computation capabilities to level the playing field.
但是竞争是很美妙的 But competition is wonderful!
我是为了嚼泡泡糖 打爆对手 I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass
现在泡泡糖吃完了 and I'm all out of bubblegum.
竞争系统 - [Cerebral Cortex] Competitive systems,
比如进化和资本主义 such as evolution and capitalism,
能够非常迅速地创造不可预测的变化 are terrific at creating unpredictable change very quickly.
这是一个反复试试错的机制 It's the trial-by-error system.
如果你在寻找各种各样的输出 If you're looking for a wide variety of output,
竞争系统是最好的 competitive systems are the best.
随着时间的推移 这种机制的产物不仅仅 Not only will the product of such systems
会不断改进 它们还会填补任何 tend to improve over time, they'll fill just about any niche
对他们有用的空缺 available to them.
一种竞争机制 比如市场 A competitive system, such as a market,
也有它作为传感器的优点 also has its merits as a sensor in approximating
可以估计人们想要什么和想要多少 what and how much people want.
看 看 - See, see!
这是一件好事 It's a good thing!
竞争对于培养与目标相关的技能 - [Cerebral Cortex] Competition can be a great inspiration
可以是很好的灵感来源 to develop skills related to the goal,
前提是这种灵感是有必要的 which is great if inspiration is needed
技能是有用的 and the skills are useful ones.
然而 在像乒乓球这样的机制中 In a system like PONG however
你只能在打乒乓球的时候进步 you just wind up getting better at playing PONG.
竞争体系也可以确保在 A competitive system also is great
游戏中处于领先地位的人 for ensuring that people who are ahead in the game
得到他们想要的东西 get exactly what they want when they want it.
鹰使用高度进化的视觉 A hawk uses highly evolved vision
来抓住它的猎物 to catch its prey
第一世界的人用他们强大的购买力 and first-worlders use their superior buying power
去买iPad to get iPads.
嘿 嘿 - Hey, hey!
别扯史蒂夫乔布斯的产品 Don't speak about Steve Jobs' products in vain!
你让我很生气 You are making me very angry!
尽管竞争系统可以 - [Cerebral Cortex] Although competitive systems
生产出好东西 比如人类和健康可乐 produce good things, such as human beings and diet cola,
我们也会造出一些东西 we also wind up with things,
比如长毛猛犸和制导导弹 such as wooly mammoths and guided missiles.
这是一种生产所需产品的 It's a horribly inefficient way of producing things
非常低效的方式 people need.
竞争机制中的大部分能量 Most energy in a competitive system
不是用来生产产品的 is spent not in producing a product,
而是用来保持竞争力的 but in staying competitive.
在进化过程中 这种浪费表现 In evolution, this waste manifests
在一个不断升级的捕食者-猎物的恶性循环中 in a less than desirable cycle of predator-prey adaptation
更多的能源 escalation, where more energy is spent
被用于生存而不是享受生活 surviving than enjoying life.
在资本主义中 除了那些有资本价值和没有资本价值的人 In capitalism, it results in the same sort of relationship,
这也产生了同样的关系 except between those with capital value and those without.
没有资本价值的人 People who don't have capital value
只能为有资本价值的人工作 are trapped working for those who do,
他们的能量被用于 and their energy is directed
使他们的团队保持竞争力 towards keeping their team competitive.
我是一个团队合作伙伴 I'm a team player!
在我们的竞争机制中 - [Cerebral Cortex] In our competitive system,
我们大部分的能源消耗是多余的和浪费的 most of our energy uses are redundant and wasteful.
冗余是在不同的团队中 Redundancy is the result of the wasted overhead
很多人都在研究同样的问题时 when multiple people are working on the same problem
所造成的浪费的开销的结果 in different teams.
可口可乐和百事可乐都在 Team Coke and Team Pepsi are both working
做可乐 但是双方都花了大量的钱和 on the cola problem, but each spends huge amounts
资源争夺市场 of resources battling the other.
即使在一个所谓的合作社会里 Even within a supposedly cooperative society,
大多数企业的存在是为了支持其他企业 most businesses exist in order to support other businesses.
如果我们解雇了会计师 How much would the production of our essential goods
和所有为他们提供电脑的人 decrease if we laid off our accountants,
所有给电脑销售员印刷宣传册的人 and all the people who supply computers to them,
and all the people who print brochures
还有给那些小册子制造墨水的人 for the computer salesman, and the people who produce
那些载着这些东西的卡车司机 the ink for those brochures,
和给卡车司机制作包装食品的人 and the people who make packaged food for the truckers
我们对基本商品的需求会减少多少呢 who drive those materials around.
我们已经看到了大卫格鲁伯 We have seen a ballooning of what David Graeber
称为狗屎的工作的大量增加 calls 'bullshit jobs.'
狗屎的工作 - Bullshit jobs?
比如金融产品 - [Cerebral Cortex] Services like financial stuff
或者电话营销 甚至是辅助产业之类的服务 or telemarketing, even ancillary industries
就像给狗洗澡和通宵披萨外卖 like dog-washers and all-night pizza delivery,
这些工作存在只是因为每个人 exist only because everyone else is spending so much
都把时间花在其他的工作中 of their time working in all the other ones.
在乒乓中 你的对手一直在击球 In PONG, the fact that your opponent keeps hitting the ball
意味着你必须花费你的资源 at you means you must spend your resources
来捍卫你的目标 defending your goal,
而不是用你的时间去做更高尚的努力 instead of using your time for more noble endeavors.
听起来像宣传广告 - That sounds like propaganda!
无聊 Boring!
我们可以看点血腥电影吗 Can we watch a splatter film instead?
无聊 我们再听一会儿宣传广告吧 Boring, can we listen to propaganda again?
进化和资本主义 - [Cerebral Cortex] Evolution and capitalism
已经让我们进步到了 have brought us to the point where it's possible
可以让自己摆脱目前的状况的地步 to propel ourselves out of our current state of affairs.
曾经是竞争性游戏的事物 Things that used to be competitive games
现在应该是合作性的游戏 或者不再是游戏 should now be cooperative ones, or not games at all.
我们有足够的计算能力 We have the computational power needed
确保基本商品的生产 to ensure basic goods are produced
和最优分配 and distributed optimally.
我们可以通过打破市场的依赖 We can wisely respond to global crises.
机智地应对全球危机 By breaking market dependency,
我们可以创造一个复杂 we could create an economy of complexity,
不可预测、真正自由的经济 unpredictability and genuine freedom
资本主义已经实现了这一目标 但也受到了限制 that capitalism has enabled, but also constrained.
在新的世界里 我们将能够放松 In the new world, we will be able to relax
让科技来做事 and let technology do the job.
试试吧 Try it!
我控制着球 它不让我输 - I control the ball and it doesn't let me lose!
棒极了 Awesome!
乒乓球 - [Cerebral Cortex] The PONG ball
再也不会从桌子上掉下来 will never fall off the table again!
-这是个新鲜的想法 对吧 - A fresh idea, isn't it?
如此简单 如此不同 如此反文化 So neat, so different, so countercultural!
19世纪早期 It's the early 19th century.
德国符腾堡州巴登的一个天主教小镇 The Catholic township of Oberstetten in Württemberg,
向邻近伯恩湖的公社宣布 now part of Germany, announces to the neighboring commune
伯恩湖的奶牛不会再被 of Bernloch that the cows of Bernloch
巴登的公牛骑在身下 will no longer be mounted by the bull of Oberstetten.
伯恩湖曾投票成为新教徒 Bernloch had voted to become protestant.
很有想法的一群人 Some creative contemporaries,
他们写了一首关于这件事的歌 well... they write a song about the case.
（“施瓦内斯特里奇”） ("Schwabenstreich")
你好 我想把 Hello, I would like to exchange
50欧元换成美元 50 euros to dollars.
好 这是收据 Okay, here is your receipt.
这是美元 The dollars.
非常感谢 Thank you very much.
现在 我想把这些兑换成欧元 And now, I would like to exchange these to euros.
我们可以取消这笔交易 We can cancel that.
不行 - [Customer] No.
但你会蒙受损失的 - [Bank] But you'll take a loss on that.
这也是没办法的事 - [Customer] Well, that's the nature of things.
44欧元 给 - [Bank] 44 euros, there you are.
啊 还剩多少 - [Customer] Ah, the leftovers.
35美元 - [Bank] So, this is your 35 dollars.
好 把这些再换成欧元 - [Customer] Fine, I'll have these exchanged to euros then.
好 - [Bank] Uh-huh.
所以 这是你的31.35欧元 So, there's the 31.35 for you.
再把它们换美元 - [Customer] I'll exchange them for dollars.
你还有零钱吗 - [Bank] Have you got some change left?
我需要87美分 I need 87 cents.
好的 - [Customer] Okay.
好 还有27美元 - [Bank] Okay, you get 27.
能再兑换成欧元 - [Customer] Well, can you exchange them for euros then?
23.59欧元 - [Bank] 23 euros 59.
很好 - [Customer] Fine by me.
再把它换成美元 All right, let's exchange that for dollars.
那会是多少呢 What will that be?
我需要23.50美元 - [Bank] I need 23.50.
19欧 好的 - [Customer] That was 19, okay.
我能换一些欧元吗 Can I get euros for this, please?
用美元兑换 And I'll have dollars for that.
11美元 - [Bank] 11 dollars.
很好 - [Customer] I see, fine.
请用欧元 In euros please.
谢谢 Thanks.
让我看一看 - [Bank] Let's have a look.
我想把这些换成美元 - [Customer] I'd like these exchanged to dollars.
马上就好了 - [Bank] We'll be done in no time now.
我要把这4个交换一下 - [Customer] I'll have these 4 exchanged then, please.
40美分 - [Bank] 40 cents.
你不能兑换这个 - [Customer] You can't change this?
不能 - [Bank] No.
好吧 谢谢 - [Customer] Okay, I will bid you thanks, then.
不客气 - [Bank] You're welcome.
全世界的现金 硬币和纸币 - The worldwide amount of cash, in coins and banknotes,
有20万亿欧元 is 20 trillion euros.
所以 想象一下 从欧元到美元 So, imagine to change that amount, from euros to dollars
以欧元到美元 不断来回重复 to euros to dollars, back and forth, back and forth.
需要多少次 How many times would it take
才能所有的钱都花光 for fees to eat up all that cash?
好吧 猜猜 Well, guess.
这是公式 Here is the formula.
我们把它放到Excel表中 We put it into an Excel sheet.
答案是849次 And the answer is 849 times,
剩下18美分 18 cents remain.
2美分被微软的Excel表格吃掉了 And 2 cents get eaten by Microsoft Excel rounding errors.
但微软总是能得到自己的份额 But Microsoft always gets its fair share.
我需要休息一下 I need a break.
我不知道为什么我总是会去咖啡店 I don't know why I keep returning to coffee shops.
我不喜欢喝咖啡 I don't even like coffee.
我是一个不合格的奥地利人 I'm a bad Austrian.
至少这个地方没有嬉皮士 Well, at least this one is a hipster-free zone.
服务员 - Waiter!
你好 沃尔特先生 我想要一件丑闻 Hello, Herr Walter, I'd like one scandal, please.
好的 施拉姆施兰丁格 - Certainly, Frau Schlammpeitzinger.
我们有处方药品丑闻 医疗丑闻 We have a prescription drug scandal, a healthcare scandal,
或者是腐败丑闻 or a corruption scandal.
每一种都加了鲜奶油 Each topped with whipped cream.
没有艺术丑闻？ - No art scandal?
没有 夫人 - No, madame.
哦 真令人失望 - Oh, what a disappointment!
我多么想要一个艺术丑闻 How I would love an art scandal!
那可能有点难 夫人 - That might be a little difficult, madame.
我们不再生活在60年代 We no longer live in the '60s.
噢 求你了 - Oh please!
就在几年前 萨尔茨堡有一个 Just a couple of years ago there was one in Salzburg,
那匹马身上有塑料阴茎的那个 the one with the plasticine penis on that horse!
为什么萨格纳格尔没有 And what about Sargnagel! （注：德国歌手）
这就是夫人你觉得 - And that is what madame
算是艺术丑闻的事情吗 would consider a proper art scandal?
拜托 Please!
其实我想说 If madame would allow me a remark,
这种丑闻的持续时间可以忽略不计 the longevity of such a scandal is negligible,
在推特上 这一数字仅为一秒 on a par with a mere second on Twitter.
如果你想要这样的服务 We'll catch hell from the health department
我们可以从卫生部门那里搞到一大堆 if we serve you something like that.
这就是艺术丑闻的拙劣借口 A poor excuse for an art scandal.
拜托啦 - Come on.
这可能是我最后一次在维也纳 This may be the last time I am in Vienna,
我想要听听艺术丑闻 就像在1968年 and I want my art scandal, like old times, 1968,
维也纳的行动主义者 'Uniferkelei'... you know, when the Viennese Actionists
在大学的书桌上拉粑粑 shat on a desk at the university.
非常有伤风化 Something risqué.
我是一个老妇人 我已经习惯了一定水平的 I'm an elderly woman and I am used to a certain level
艺术奢侈 of artistic extravagance!
我明白了 我明白了 - I see, I see.
然而 如果你想要的是这种事 However, if that is what you're after,
你必须找一个纪律严明的社会 you'd have to live in a disciplinary society
你来错地方了 and you're in the wrong place for that.
你能不能解释一下 我在1975年读过 - Would you kindly explain, the last philosopher
哈贝马斯后就没看过哲学的书了 I read was Habermas in 1975!
让我来解释一下纪律吧 - Let's explain discipline.
在人的一生中 In the course of a lifetime,
一个人从一个封闭的框架 an individual switches from one closed framework
转移到另一个封闭的框架 of confinement to another,
每个人都按照自己的法则行事 where each one operates according to its own laws,
从家庭到学校 from the family to the school,
然后是大学 工厂 或者军队 then to university or factory or the military,
不时地去医院 from time to time to the hospital
最后到达最典型的封闭场所 and eventually to the quintessential framework
监狱 of confinement, the prison.
这一功能十分清晰 惩罚严明 The function is always clear, discipline and punishment.
那一个人是如何逃脱的呢 - And how does one go about escaping?
我想这一定很困难 I can imagine that must be difficult.
你说的确实很困难 但不是不可能 - It is indeed difficult as you say, but not impossible.
纪律和惩罚当然是有效的 Discipline and punishment are certainly effective,
然而 至少它们产生了一种内在的阻力 yet at least they produce an inner resistance,
同时也有可能避免这两种情况 as well as the possibility to avoid either.
如果黑客不攻击和嘲笑这些控制机制的话 It's hard to monitor in absolute terms,
用绝对的条件来是监控很困难的 and there are always ways of avoiding,
不过总有一些方法可以避免 if not hacking and ridiculing these mechanisms of control.
让我们以工作为例 Let's take work as an example.
你讨厌你的老板 他总是命令你 You hate your boss, he commands you all the time,
他没有付你足够的钱 he doesn't pay you enough,
所以你要寻找漏洞和利益点 so you look for loopholes and niches
就像去厕所的长途旅行 盗窃工作材料 like long trips to the toilet, theft of work materials,
滥用硬软件 病假 misuse of hard and software, sick leave,
假装看起来很忙 pretending to look busy,
装傻 playing dumb.
我想要艺术丑闻 - I want my art scandal?
-原谅我 夫人 你似乎不明白 - Forgive me, madame, you don't seem to understand.
我们不再生活在一个有纪律的社会中 We are not really living in a disciplinary society anymore.
世界正在变成一个控制社会 The world is changing into a control society.
例如 监控摄像头在上面有贴纸 For example, surveillance cameras now have stickers on them
上面写着：“微笑 你在镜头前 ” that read: "Smile, you are on camera!"
它是友好的 It's friendly and embracing!
或者 谷歌创建了一个免费的增强现实游戏 Or, Google created a free augmented reality game
被称为INGRESS called INGRESS that is played and loved
数以百万计的人爱不释手 by millions of people.
玩家们没有意识到他们实际上是在输入 The players don't realize that they are actually entering
自己的地理信息供谷歌使用和销售 geographical information that Google uses and sells.
谷歌把昂贵的劳动密集型数据录入 Google turned expensive, labor-intensive data entry
变为了游戏 现在人们免费为他们工作 into a game, and now people work for them free,
他们甚至没有发觉 without even knowing.
其中一个最好的例子就是我 One of the best examples is my old religious studies
从20世纪80年代开始的宗教研究 book from the 1980s.
它宣传一种负责任的性行为 It propagated a responsible treatment of sexuality,
而不是古老的教义 instead of the age-old catechistic way.
手淫突然可以接受了 Masturbation was suddenly okay,
但你必须以“负责任”的方式来手淫 but you had to do it in a 'responsible' way.
夫人 我希望你能理解 Madame, I hope you can understand
你要怎么保持一个“负责任的”勃起呢 that it isn't possible to maintain a 'responsible' erection!
这是一种内化控制的背信弃义的把戏 It was all a perfidious trick to internalize control.
微笑 玩耍 手淫 - Smiling, playing, masturbating?
当一个人将控制权内化 - The moment a person internalizes the control,
使之成为他们心理构成的一个组成部分 making it an integral part of their psychological makeup
他们的想法的时候 就变成了绝对主义 and their thinking, it becomes absolute.
不再有任何外部的控制 There is no longer anything external to that control.
不会再有人来告诉你该怎么做 You don't have to be told to behave anymore.
你用觉得对自己有利的方式生活 You want to behave because you think it's good for you.
要颠覆自己的认知是很困难的 And it is very hard to subvert yourself.
这对你养家糊口的工作来说尤其令人讨厌 This is especially perfidious for your bread-winning job.
现在你的老板是你的朋友 Your boss is your friend nowadays,
因为这样可以更容易的压榨你 because it makes it easier to exploit you.
工人 现在被称为雇员 Workers, now called employees,
开始认同公司本身的身份 begin to identify with the corporate identity
导致了一种 of the firm itself, resulting in a kind of
精神上对公司的共享 spiritual share in the company.
你知道现在有很多公司 Did you know that many corporations now
有自己专属的歌吗 have their own anthems?
看 这是弗拉基米尔图马耶夫表演的 Look, here is the one of Gazprom,
俄罗斯天然气工业公司的歌曲 performed by Vladimir Tumayev.
新自由主义俄罗斯人饮酒歌曲 - Neoliberal Russian drinking songs!
这太过分了 This is too much!
我甚至不会在茶里放朗姆酒 I don't even like rum in my tea!
我的医生告诉我 我活不长了 My doctor tells me I don't have much longer to live,
再一次 我想体验一下 and just once more I would love to experience
一个真正的艺术丑闻 a genuine art scandal!
在有明确界限的地方 Where there are distinct boundaries,
有既定的社会准则的地方 where there are established social codes,
一个人可以有效地对他们采取行动 that's where one can effectively take action against them.
哪里有墙 哪里就有一把合适的锤子 Where there is a wall, there is a hammer that fits.
把思绪整理一下 Cast your mind back.
警方曾经逮到维也纳行动派的成员 The police once arrested members of the Viennese Actionists
在用血或类似的东西作画 for painting with blood or similar things.
狂怒 一个伟大的词 The outrage, a great word, of the public.
现在 如果你考虑一下 Now, if you will consider the context
20世纪60年代的背景 of the 1960s. (tone beeping)
一个庞大的天主教社会统治着奥地利 A substantial Catholic society living in Austria!
在现在 如果你想 Nowadays, if you want to put on
表演画一幅血画 a blood-painting performance, you would probably
可能连斯洛伐克的游客都懒得 not even come up on the Facebook timeline
搭理你 of a Slovak tourist.
但是服务员 这不能当借口 - But waiter, that's still no excuse!
如果你想找的话 确实可以找到一个界限 If one looks for it, one can find a boundary.
凡事都有界限 There are always boundaries.
因为你看 我可以抓一个脆饼 Because look, say I were to grab a pretzel
把它贴在我的下面 让所有人都能看到 and stick it in my rather old cunt for all to see.
我觉得这种行为 I think that's a case in which
可能有人会称之为越界 one might call it a transgression.
当然 你可以这么做 - Naturally, you could do that.
但是你是在随意侵犯界限 But the boundaries that you are transgressing are arbitrary.
就奥地利而言 And as far as Austria is concerned,
它是一个社会实体 and I mean Austria as a social entity,
我认为它不在乎 I think it couldn't care less.
我要挂了 - I am fading!
冷静点 夫人 喝一杯水吧 - Calm down, madame, drink a glass of water!
在道德和情感层面上 A scandal must involve an outrage in the sense
一桩丑闻必须引起公愤 of a moral and passionate response.
在一个微观社会和小众资本的世界里 In a world of micro-societies and niche capital,
要给社会找一面镜子是很困难的 it is hard to hold a mirror to society.
但是服务员 那太可怕了 - But waiter, that would be horrible!
夫人 你说得对 - Madame, you are right.
但是我建议你去参加一个 But I refer you to an ORF interview
德国说唱歌手詹迪莱的ORF面试 with the German hip-hop maverick Jan Delay,
他说他会毫不犹疑地 where he says that he wouldn't think twice
称呼教皇为同志 about calling the Pope gay,
但是他绝不会嘲笑伊斯兰教 but mocking Islam is something he would never do,
出于尊重 out of too much respect.
真是个胆小鬼 What a coward!
换句话说 只要人们的尊重有界限 - In other words, as long as people have boundaries
就会有丑闻吗 of respect, there will be scandals?
-是的 或多或少 - Yes, more or less.
但是这些尊重的界限 But these boundaries of respect
正变得越来越小 are becoming progressively smaller and smaller.
庞克死了 - Punk is dead.
那我该怎么做 - So what am I to do?
为你的生活寻找一个新的焦点就好 - Simply seek out a new geographical focus for your life.
-你是说我应该离开美丽的奥地利 - You're saying I should leave beautiful Austria?
不要不舍 - Don't get nostalgic!
在中国 There would be no Ai Weiwei
不会有不守纪律的 without the wonderfully disciplined
什么艾未未 People's Republic of China.
伊朗也很漂亮 And Iran is also pretty.
大家都说 那里的天气很好 By all accounts, the weather there is idyllic
每一天人们都因为.. and every day people are offed because of their,
比如政治观点和性取向而被解雇 for example their views and their sexual orientation.
谢谢 - Thank you!
然后我想我再看一看菜单 Then I think I'll give the menu another glance.
当然可以 - As madame wishes.
选好了之后叫我 Call me when you've selected something to your liking.
服务员 - Waiter.
是的 夫人 - Yes, madame!
你能不能给我一个 - Could you at least give me the recipe
真正的艺术丑闻 for a real art scandal.
我只是一个怀旧的人 I'm just a nostalgic type of person.
对不起 我们的老厨师 - I'm sorry, but our old cook passed away
前年去世了 the year before last.
但是 我可以给你上点别的 However, I could bring you an event,
有些人说你甚至尝不出其中的差别 and some say you can't even taste the difference.
哦 这是一个生育模拟器 - [Woman] Oh, it's a birth simulator!
扎克斯奈德的职业生涯是社会的错 - [Young Woman] I blame society for Zack Snyder's career.
1914年 德意志帝国对 - In 1914, the German Empire declared war against
俄罗斯和法国宣战 真正开始了第一次世界大战 Russia and France, effectively starting World War I.
精英们想要德国帝国的布列塔尼的士兵 The elite wanted a German Reich from Brittany
移动到圣彼得堡 to Saint Petersburg.
士兵们走了很远的路 A lot of walking for simple soldiers.
（“最后的最后一名”） ("Das Schleppen ist des Landsers Last")
这怎么可能是未来 How can this be the future?
那和银翼杀手说的不一样 That's not what Blade Runner promised me!
全球通信已经通被互相连接的 - [TV Host] Global communication is organized
我们称之为媒体的机器 and institutionalized by interconnected machines
组织化和制度化 that we call the media.
卫星天线 YouTube频道 SnapChat Satellite dishes, YouTube channels, SnapChat,
卫报 洋葱 Tinder 你明白的 the Guardian, the Onion, Tinder, you get the point.
我要强调的是光纤电缆 - [Pundit] I would emphasize the fiber-optic cables
穿越了整个地球 that traverse the whole globe,
不仅将当前的信息经济联系在一起 not only holding together the current information economy,
也给我们的民族国家造成了混乱 but scrambling our system of nation-states!
自作聪明的家伙 - [TV Host] Such a smart-ass
啊 - [Pundit] Aaaaah!
哎哟 Ouch!
-媒体是当代世界最强大的政治 - [TV Host] Bottom-line, media is the strongest political,
经济和启发式的力量 economic, and heuristic power in the modern world.
媒体被所有人享有 Media is always owned.
我拥有一些 你拥有一些 但大部分都是由 I own some, you own some, but most of it is owned by,
其他人所拥有的 well, someone else.
最近 我让我的朋友大卫 - [Johannes] Recently, I asked my friend David Fine
做一个关于他午餐休息时间的研究 to do a research study on his lunch break.
他的研究结果显示了35%的媒体 His results suggested 35% of the media
由马克扎克伯格拥有 is owned by Mark Zuckerberg.
如果他发现这个比例实际上是45% I first offered him 25 euros
但没有人会相信这一点 if he could find that it's actually 45%,
我先给他25欧元 but he said nobody would believe that.
我们以20欧元的价格达成了35%的共识 We agreed on 35% for 20 euros.
大卫在不到两分钟的时间内完成了他的研究 David Fine completed his study in under two minutes.
很好 Five stars.
下次再来 Would buy again.
你看 说新闻是假的毫无意义 - [TV Host] You see, it's redundant to talk about fake news,
因为新闻本来是假的 because news is by definition fake.
问问建构主义者 Ask the constructivist.
说得对 - [Correspondent] That's right!
新闻是假的 因为它是 - [TV Host] News is fake because it is created
以特定的方式编辑 针对特定的目标群体 and edited in a specific way, for a specific target group,
为了一个特定的目的而被创造出来的 for a specific purpose.
新闻自由的想法和 The idea of freedom of the press
新闻客观性的说法是很奇怪的 and journalistic objectivity is strange in a world
显然是基于权力关系 so obviously based on power relationships.
事实曾经是新闻业的驱动力 Facts used to be a driving force
以及新闻业的卖点 and selling point of journalism.
但是研究是昂贵的 市场 But research is expensive and market forces
不介意你卖点被研究得很透彻 don't care if you sell something
或者仿制得很好的东西 because it's researched well or faked well.
言论自由 言论自由 言论自由 - [Activist] Free speech, free speech, free speech.
烟论籽油？ - [TV Host] Freeze peach?
言论自由 言论自由 言论自由 - [Activist] Free speech, free speech, free speech.
闭上你的嘴巴 - [TV Host] Shut your piehole!
赋予人们言论自由的 Who or what do people imagine delivers
是人还是物呢 the right to free speech?
问题不应该是 你相信言论自由吗 The question should not be, do you believe in free speech?
问题应该是 The question should be,
在我们的资产阶级民主中 谁真的有言论自由 who in our bourgeois democracy really has free speech?
捍卫纳粹的言论自由 Defending the free speech of Nazis
不能保证反法西斯分子的言论自由 doesn't guarantee the free speech of anti-fascists.
演讲的内容 或任何权利 The content of speech, or any right to it,
都不重要 isn't what's important.
劳动力的供给和 The provision of labor power
社会包容决定了每个人的演讲 and social inclusion determines the affordance
能承受多少东西 anyone's speech is given.
但这意味着我们必须坚持 - [Pundit] But that means we have to uphold
所有人都拥有自由言论的理想 the ideal of free speech for all,
否则资产阶级国家和统治力 otherwise the bourgeois state and forces of domination
就可以找个借口—— have an excuse to--
又自作聪明 - [TV Host] Smart-ass again.
不要觉得这个世界上 - [TV Host] Let's not act as if we live in a world
每个人都有同样的言论自由 where everyone has the same free speech.
在东德没有言论自由 There was no freedom of speech in Eastern Germany,
然而 有非常活跃的沟通渠道 yet there were very active communication channels,
像小册子和讨论组 pamphlets, and discussions,
但都处在国家的监控下 all beneath the radar of the state.
自由社会的开放媒体 The open media world of liberal societies
总是鼓励言论自由 always encouraged free-ish speech,
但这是一种平息异议的方式 but in a way of calming down dissent.
但喜剧功能是重要的—— - [Pundit] But comedy functions as an important--
该死的 Goddamn it!
自以为是的自由主义英雄 - [TV Host] The oh-so-wonderful heroes of liberals,
喜剧演员和讽刺家从来没有真正改变过什么 the comedians and satirists, never really changed anything.
一个裸体的皇帝仍然是一个皇帝 A naked emperor is still an emperor.
言论自由 言论自由 言论自由 - [Activist] Free speech, free speech, free speech!
我们是一个自由的社会 We are a free society!
你想说什么就说什么 想什么时候说都行 You can say whatever you want, whenever you want,
想在哪个频道说都行 on whatever channels you want!
当然 - [TV Host] Sure.
但这无关紧要 我们都知道 But it's irrelevant, and we all know it.
当没有人愿意听的时候 How can we find a way to communicate
我们怎样才能找到一种沟通的方式 when no one wants to listen?
媒体的整体和力量 The totality and power of the media
是一场正在进行的谈判 is an ongoing negotiation.
常态和现实是在这样的体系中产生的 Normality and reality are created within its structure.
攻击常态和现实 To attack normality and reality
也就意味着要攻击这个体系 would also mean to attack this structure,
一些人称之为 something folks have referred to
现实符号学或社会符号学 as the semiotics of reality or social semiotics.
你听说过贝克德尔测试吗？ - [Stefanie] Have you heard about the Bechdel test?
不 那是什么？ - [Katharina] No, what's that?
这是对电影的测试 - [Stefanie] It's a test for movies.
这部电影里至少要有两个女人 A movie has to have at least two women in it,
她们会讨论男人之外的其他事情 who talk to each other about something besides a man.
哦 我明白了 - [Katharina] Oh, I see.
所以这部电影现在通过了测试 So this film passes the test now.
是的 我们就是象征性的谈话 - [Stefanie] Yes, we are the token conversation.
哦 那真是太好了 - [Katharina] Oh, that's very nice then.
分析什么东西被代表 - [TV Host] It's important to analyze
什么没有被代表 how something is represented, and what is not represented
或者为何它缺乏代表性很重要 or how it lacks representation.
我们应该进攻的不是扎克伯格 It's not Zuckerberg, whose assholishness is not in dispute,
他的不雅行为没有争议 we should attack,
而是公共空间的文化语法 but rather the cultural grammar of the public space.
权力是在这样的语法中形成的 Power is formed within such a grammar.
对所有事物的允许访问和禁止访问 Access and non-access to everything
在它的领域里受到监管 is regulated in its realm.
意义就是在那里得出的 Meanings are negotiated there.
善与恶都是确定 Good and evil are determined.
人们普遍认为自己 It is a common reflex for people to think
对全能的政府以及公司权力 they are helpless against almighty governments
无能为力 and corporate powers.
但是权力更像一个讨厌的水母 But power is more like an icky jellyfish
而不是一堵坚实的砖墙 than a solid brick wall.
搞他 Play with it!
好的 夫人 - [Pundit] Y-y-yes, madame!
这就是我喜欢我的专家的原因 - [TV Host] That's how I like my pundits.
我们生活在一个矛盾的世界里 We live in a paradoxical world.
最大的手机供应商没有电信基础设施 The largest phone providers own no telco infrastructure,
最受欢迎的媒体所有者不会创作任何内容 the most popular media owner creates no content,
世界上最大的媒体公司没有电影院 world's largest media house owns no cinema,
最大的软件供应商没有创建应用程序 等等 the largest software vendors create no apps, and so on.
这是什么魔法 - [Wizard] What is this sorcery?
我们显然生活在 - [TV Host] Yet, we obviously live
在一个高度物质的世界里 in a highly material world.
我们的自由似乎有点脆弱 Our freedom of yada-yada-yada seems a bit sketchy
想想我们所有的可爱 when you consider that all our lovely
“青蛙的粉丝博客”和“反工会组织”论坛 'Pepe the Frog' fan blogs and anarcho-syndicalist forums
如果只有一家公司决定关闭他们 would be gone in a heartbeat if just one company decides
它们就会消失 to shut down their
这是一种非常小的 黄色的深海电缆 itsy-bitsy-teeny-weeny-yellow-polka-deep-sea cable.
或者想象一下如果我们的国家吞并 Or imagine if our home country wants to pull an Egypt
或者土耳其 or Turkey on us.
我现在知道你为什么哭了 - [Teknomator] I know now why you cry.
但这是我永远做不到的事 But it's something I can never do.
恭喜 - [TV Host] Prost!
信息自由永远不能实现 直到… There is no freedom of information until,
简单来说 let's put it in simple terms,
直到你可以下载你的硬件 you can download your hardware.
不可能的 Not gonna happen.
即使是奇妙的DIY革命也无法改变这一点 Even the wonderful DIY revolution can't change that.
我们所有的黑客工具 arduino和Linux笔记本 All our hacker gadgets and Arduinos and Linux notebooks
都是由相同的原料制成的 are made from the same raw materials
用作公司的硬件 as the corporate hardware,
在21世纪的奴隶们的恶劣环境下 mined under horrific conditions by 21st century slaves,
由同样命运的人组成 assembled by folks with a similar fate.
这是一段疯狂而又奇妙的音乐 Here is a crazy, yet strangely compelling piece of music,
首次演奏是在1975年德国福音教堂 first presented at the German Evangelical Church Assembly
的集会上 in 1975.
基督教复兴 A mixture of Christian revival attitude
以及左倾的宣传鼓动的混合 and left-leaning agitprop.
很有意义 不是吗 彭修斯？ Quite something, isn't it, Pontius?
（“杜克莱林洛林”） ("Du kleine Löterin")
作为一个艺术家 我太没用的 I am useless as an artist.
已经没有什么好做的了 There is nothing left to do.
哦 一个视频滤镜可以让视频看起来 Oh, a video filter that makes videos look like
非常的古老 they are really old.
这改变了一切 This changes everything.
嘿 你 - [Narrator] Hey, you.
是的 你 Yeah, you.
什么？ What?
你是在问 有人在吗 Is someone there, you're asking?
有人在看你吗 Someone watching you?
当然有 Of course there is.
但不要害怕 But don't be scared.
你是我的大哥哥 现代主题 You are my big brother, the modern subject.
我知道你不认识我 I know you haven't known me personally,
因为我们的父母 尊敬的父亲和母亲 since our parents, Father Honor and Mother Concern,
在你很小的时候把你送到 sent you away to the Boarding School of Bourgeois Privacy
资产阶级隐私寄宿学校 when you were young.
但是那些日子已经过去了 But those years of your life are over.
我是来接你的 并引导你走向新的未来 I am here to pick you up and guide you into a new tomorrow!
让我给你一个拥抱 Let me give you a hug!
不 No?
你怀念资产阶级隐私吗 You miss Bourgeois Privacy?
我的天哪 My, my!
不要哭 Don't cry!
你的自由在那里得到了保护？ You say your liberty was protected in there?
你觉得有私人空间是安全的 You felt safe having a personal space
你觉得自己不被外面的好奇心和对错 that felt hidden from outside curiosities,
所打扰 views, and disapproval?
你不明白 大哥 You don't understand, big brother!
到目前为止 你所拥有的隐私是一种历史上的偶然事件 The privacy you've had so far is a historical contingency,
这不是一个普遍的事实 not a universal fact.
你不能永远呆在学校里 You can't stay in school forever.
这只是你人生的一个阶段 It's a stage in the life of a subject like you.
看 隐私 只有300年的历史 See, privacy, as we think of it, is only 300 years old.
在东方文化中 它不存在 It doesn't exist in its precise Western bourgeois form
西方资产阶级的形式 in Eastern cultures.
但是 当普通商品被少数人掌握时 But as common goods came to be held in few hands,
创建独立的私人和公共领域 creating separate private and public spheres,
一个更加严格的家庭 an ever more tightly defined family
保护自己和财富不受街道的影响 protected itself and its wealth against the street,
不受其他人的影响 against the remaining population.
资产阶级重视规矩 Bourgeois mores of propriety,
根据于个人隐私的基础 depending upon an infrastructure of privacy,
使资产阶级反对其他阶级合法化 served to legitimize the bourgeoisie against other classes.
资产阶级经常借由大量的工人 The bourgeoisie often defined its moral superiority
缺乏适当的隐私 over the masses of workers through
来定义自己的道德优越性 the latter's lack of proper privacy,
尽管工人们根本没有 although the workers simply couldn't afford
充足的生活条件 adequate living conditions.
1844年在西里西亚 - Heinrich Heine wrote this lovely revolutionary ditty
朗格比劳和彼得斯瓦道的织工发起起义 just a couple of weeks after the uprising
在就在起义几周后 of the weavers of Langenbielau and Peterswaldau
海因里希海因写下了这篇美妙的革命歌曲 in Silesia in 1844.
（“死亡之石”） ("Die schlesischen Weber")
他们编织 不停地编织 - [Narrator] They were weaving and weaving,
他们的老板有钱 and their bosses had money,
有空闲时间和隐私 spare time and privacy.
但是隐私已经被破坏了 But privacy was already being undermined!
十九世纪末技术的进步 The technological advances toward the end
引起的讨论 of the 19th century were discussed just as much
就像今天一样多 as today's are.
电话很危险 The telephone was dangerous
因为它将家中的隐私空间暴露给了其他人 for opening the home's safe space to faraway ears.
x射线是一种可以透视墙壁 X-rays were a weapon to peek beyond walls
直到最私人的部位的武器 into the most private quarters.
人们呼吁制定强有力的保护隐私的法律 Calls for strong laws to protect privacy
来面对这样的威胁 against such threats emerged,
最著名的是1890年的文章《隐私权》 most famously in the 1890 essay The Right to Privacy,
在隐私立法辩论中仍然很流行 which is still prevalent in privacy legislation debates.
这些问题并不局限于 The problems were not limited to the intrusions
对个人的生活的入侵 into individuals' lives.
如果不尊重公共和私人之间的界限 Disrespect the line between public and private,
你就树立了一个糟糕的道德榜样 and you set poor moral examples
并会使公共话语退化 and degenerate proper public discourse.
例如 作者对新闻报道提出了警告 For example, the authors warned against newspaper stories
导致了对私人事务的不合适的公开讨论 leading to improper public discussions of private matters.
这些故事对我们的尝试很重要 Such stories could matter to the demos,
而且会成为一个政治问题 and become a matter of politics.
嗯 Hmmm.
在20世纪 自由民主国家 In the 20th Century, liberal democracies
提倡隐私作为一个自由的标志物 promoted privacy as a liberal counter
以反对共产主义和法西斯主义下平民主义的教条 against populist doctrines, be they communist or fascist.
这一时期也是自由民主国家 This period was also when the welfare capitalism
福利资本主义的时期 of liberal democracies,
通过殖民主义或帝国主义的资本盈利 through their surpluses from colonialism or imperialism,
他们提高了大多数民众的生活水平 raised the living standards of most of their populace.
所谓的中产阶级也有隐私 The so-called middle class had privacy, too.
但是这些经济条件 But these very economic conditions
使得部分遭到边缘化的资产阶级社会 enabled marginalized parts of bourgeois society
好好考虑隐私的好处和坏处 to think about the good and the bad of privacy.
女权主义者使用了激烈的宣传策略 Feminist activists used drastic publicity tactics
开始讨论以前被隐私和禁忌 to start discussions of issues formerly hidden
隐藏起来的问题 by privacy and taboo.
例如 在法国和德国 For example, in France and Germany,
他们开始大规模的公开自白 they started public mass confessions
让杰出女性参与其中 声明： involving prominent women, stating:
“我们堕胎了” "We had abortions."
同性恋活动人士也采用了类似的策略 Similar tactics were used by homosexual activists.
哦 我有点跑偏了 Oh, I got carried away.
你怎么说 大哥 What did you say, big brother?
哦 也不全是坏事 Oh, it's not all bad.
特别是对于边缘群体 Especially for marginalized groups,
从权威主义中解放出来是很有帮助的 it is useful to have space free from authoritarian eyes.
但隐私受到了攻击 But privacy is under attack.
这一次可能是最后的麻烦 This time, the troubles might be terminal,
也可能还有很多其他资产阶级 along with probably so many other troubles
政治经济上的麻烦 of bourgeois political economy.
亲爱的大哥 戴上耳机 Dear big brother, put in your earbuds!
这是20世纪70年代的一首有趣的歌曲 Here is an interesting song from the 1970s.
它被信息音乐班贝格称为“Die Nummer” It's called 'Die Nummer' by Info Music Bamberg.
这首歌是中产阶级焦虑的一个很好的例证 This song is a great example of middle-class angst
在计算机时代的黎明 ♪ At the dawning of the age of computerus ♪
对不起 请听这首歌 Sorry, just listen to the song.
我们的生活正在被重塑 Our lives are being rewired
以建立一个基于我们的信息运作 to form one global infrastructure
的全球基础设施 that works on the basis of our information.
隐私不受外部势力的攻击 Privacy is not under attack by some evil outside forces.
它正受到我们自身集体行为的攻击 It's under attack by our own collective behavior.
这些趋势只能通过大量的努力才能阻止 These trends could be stopped only by massive efforts.
人们不能再在网上分享东西 People wouldn't be able to share stuff online!
蒙古烤肉既不是蒙古包 也不是烤肉 - Mongolian barbecue is neither Mongolian nor barbecue.
我们必须摆脱 - [Narrator] We would have to get rid of the Internet
我们认知中的互联网 as we know it.
但你不想这么做 对吧？ But you don't want to do that, right?
你会做出正确的选择 对吧 老大哥 You'd make the right choice, wouldn't you, big brother?
你不会为了资产阶级的隐私 You wouldn't sacrifice memes and porn
牺牲模仿和色情 对吗？ for bourgeois privacy, right?
我们的信息就在那里 Our information is out there.
这不是你的选择 It's not by choice.
这是不可避免的问题 It's a necessary entanglement,
如果我们采取了正确的行动 and it's adding up to something big and beautiful,
它就会变得广大而美丽 presupposing we take the right actions.
美好的事物都是在大量数据的收集和利用 If nice things are being made on the basis
的基础上创造出来的 of mass data collection and utilization,
我们应该拥有这些东西 we should have those things.
问题不在于数据 The problem isn't data.
而在于数据背后的权力关系 It's the power relations that lie behind the data
以及它的用途 and its use.
我们的自由依赖于其他因素 Our liberty depends on factors other than the secrecy
而不是我们行动的隐秘性 of our actions.
如果你的父母对你仍有 You wouldn't hide your weed from Father Honor
一定的权力的话 你是不会偷偷把大麻 and Mother Concern if they didn't still
藏起来的对吧 have some power over you, right?
如果所有的腐败都被揭露 Institutions might be forced into greater efficiency
各类机构会被迫提高效率并更加诚实 and honesty if all corruption were to leak out.
实际上 这个过程已经开始了 Actually, this process is already starting.
想想维基解密和爱德华斯诺登吧 Think of WikiLeaks and Edward Snowden.
这是一个很酷的游戏 叫做 - There is a cool game. It's called 'Don't Think About
不要去想朱利安阿桑奇在猥亵一只鸡 Julian Assange Molesting a Chicken.'
你输了 You lost.
我犯了最奇怪的错误 - I got the weirdest boner.
监督的民主化 - [Narrator] A democratization of surveillance
会让它与强权对抗 would allow it to be turned against the powerful.
不过 如果竞技场不平衡 Post-privacy will be difficult, though,
信息被泄露 但同时 if the playing field isn't level,
这个群体有权力 if information is released but the same groups
隐私保护将会很困难 have the power.
但如果我们掌握了信息 在考虑到今天发生的每件事 But if we hold the information, if we decide how it's used,
的重要性之后再决定如何使用 given how important it is to everything that happens today,
我们就可以解决历史上的权力失衡问题 we can settle historical power imbalances.
看 我不是国家 也不是华尔街 See, I'm not the state, or Wall Street,
或者是硅谷的服务器 or the servers of Silicon Valley.
我是小弟弟 I'm Little Brother.
我没有生产资料 I own no means of production,
除了关于你和你的朋友 except all the information I have
的信息 about you and your friends.
我们今天需要的是网络 一个平台 What we need today is a network, platform,
或者像我这样的对暴力对你的信用评级 or some equivalent institution of Little Brothers like me,
或对你的债务的所有权 who have no monopoly over violence,
没有垄断行为的小弟弟 power over your credit rating, or ownership of your debt.
我唯一的权力在于拥有所有这些数据 My sole power rests on having all this data.
但我并没有远离你 But I'm not alienated from you.
我是你的盟友 I'm on your side!
所以让我们攻击那些让我们 So let's attack the forces that make us fear
恐惧会夺走隐私的力量 for the loss of privacy at their roots,
因为现在我们手中 because we have the core productive force
有核心生产力 of the day in our hands.
我们可以把这些力量结合在一起 We can take these forces on together!
我曾经遇到过一名德国伞兵 - [Johannes] I once met a pansexual German paratrooper
他认为迈克尔哈尼克完全被高估了 who thought Michael Haneke is totally overrated.
聪明的家伙 Clever fellow.
他邀请我去看看 He invited me to check out
维也纳自然历史博物馆 Vienna's Museum of Natural History.
我加入了他 他给我讲了一个有趣的故事 I joined him and he told me an interesting story.
在1952年 奥地利的著名猎人 In 1952, Austrian big-game hunter
以及非洲的“研究人员”恩斯特 资灵 and Africa 'researcher' Ernst Zwilling,
一个殖民修正主义者和纳粹党成员 a colonial revisionist and member of the Nazi party,
把一只雄性黑猩猩从喀麦隆带到了施恩布伦 brought a male chimpanzee from Cameroon to Schönbrunn,
维也纳动物园 the Viennese zoo.
据报道 这只猩猩在非洲 In his African home, Honzo had reportedly
是一个友善可爱的动物 been a friendly and likeable animal,
但在动物园里 他开始变得脾气暴躁 but in the zoo he began to show a violent temper.
由于霍乱爆发 Due to his choleric outbreaks,
可怜的猩猩被单独监禁 poor Honzo was kept in solitary confinement.
人们给了黑猩猩啤酒和香烟 The chimpanzee was given beer and cigarettes.
它上瘾了 最后死于酗酒和抽烟 He got addicted and died an alcoholic and chain smoker.
在他死后 这只黑猩猩被做成了标本 After his death, the chimp was taxidermied
并被放入自然历史博物馆 and put into the Museum of Natural History.
现在全世界的人都盯着他看 Now people from all over the world stare at him.
这一定是某种意义上的寓言 That's gotta be an allegory of something.
-你好 政治 - Hello, Politics!
你的名气可大了 Your reputation precedes you.
已经有几千年的历史了 但是 这些天—— - It has been a wild few millennia, but, these days--
天哪 你的声音怎么了 - My God, what happened to your voice,
传说中的变声吗 the fabled vox populi?
-是的 这就是我来这里的原因 - Yes, that's why I'm here.
坦白地说 我不确定我是谁 I'm not sure, frankly, who I am!
-但你是政治 - But you are Politics!
-是的 但我到底是谁 - Yes, but who am I really?
听这个声音 I mean listen to this voice!
我感觉不一样了 And I feel different!
这不仅仅是老化 而是一种不同的感觉 It's not just aging, it's a different existence.
也许我快死了 Maybe I'm dying.
-不要草率下结论 - Now, no hasty conclusions.
让我们从症状开始 Let's start with what we can see.
这个声音 是谁的声音 This voice, who's voice is it?
什么是主题 政治主题 What is the subject, the subject of Politics?
-嗯 我一直在和我的家人谈话 - Well, I've been talking to my family.
他们说我变了 They tell me I've changed.
他们很担心我 They're worried about me.
他们说我被这个时代的奇想冲昏了头脑 They say I'm getting carried away by the whims of the age,
说我和过去不一样了 not representing what I have in the past.
但我不知道 But I can't tell.
我只是随大流而已 I'm just going with the flow.
-你说的随大流是什么意思？ - What do you mean going with the flow?
你在为谁说话？ Who are you speaking for?
-这就是我搞不懂的地方 - That's the confusion!
有时候我为女人说话 有时候是为男人 One moment I speak for women, another for men,
有时候还得给“性别酷儿”说话 another for genderqueer people.
第二天我就被称为墙头草 The next day I get called TERFy,
然后我为变性人说话 然后是黑人 and then I speak for trans people, then black people,
然后是白人 then white people.
现在的孩子们把我当作上帝 Kids these days treat me like God,
好像我能解决他们所有的问题 as if I can solve all their problems.
现在我明白了上帝的感受 一直在回应祈祷 Now I see how God feels, responding to prayers all the time.
-等等 - Wait.
你不为人民说话吗 You don't speak for the people?
这就是我的友谊哲学一直告诉我要做的 - That's what my friend Philosophy keeps telling me to do,
但是Neil deGrasse Tyson说哲学是一种干扰 but Neil deGrasse Tyson said philosophy is a distraction,
尼尔是一个有色人种 and Neil's a person-of-color,
是历史上被边缘化的声音 所以—— a voice that has been historically sidelined, so--
-嗯 难怪变声的流行被破坏了 - Hmm, no wonder the vox populi is damaged.
现在 你是变声的败类 Right now, yours is the vox grex!
那你还是政治吗 But you're still Politics?
-我不确定 - I'm not sure!
告诉我你要如何代表你的主题 - Well, tell me what you do to represent your subject.
-好吧 就在我来之前 - Well, right before I came here,
我在看Tumblr帖子 里面说“用闪光笔写课堂笔记 I was a Tumblr post that said 'Writing class notes
并非二元文化” in glitter pen is nonbinary culture.'
就在那之前 我在一所小学禁止了万圣节 Just before that, I banned Halloween
因为万圣节不具有包容性 at an elementary school, since Halloween isn't inclusive
对一些孩子来说可能会很尴尬 and can be awkward for some children.
在那之前 我的状态还是很好的 Before that, I was in alt-right incel form,
我宁愿把剃刀捅进我的屁股 saying I'd rather stick a razor up my ass
也不愿意与女人分享一个星球 than share a planet with women.
昨晚JK罗琳声称 I spent all last night as J. K. Rowling,
她是对抗科比尼特斯的 arguing as an enlightened radical centrist
开明激进的中间派 against Corbynites.
昨天 在推特上 响应了切尔西曼宁 Yesterday, I was on Twitter, calling out Chelsea Manning
的无边界的倡导 for advocating NO BORDERS.
我一直都是支持理查德斯宾塞的 I've been Richard Spencer a lot,
他说美国对欧洲人而言 saying the U.S. should be a safe space
应该是一个安全的地方 for people of European descent!
我根本不知道我是谁 I don't know who I am at all.
让我们看看 这一切有什么共同点？ - Let's see, what does all this have in common?
你在反对双重标准 You're working against double standards,
确保人们得到公平的待遇 ensuring people get fair treatment.
这不是很好吗？ Isn't that good?
更重要的是 这难道不是你一直以来所做的吗？ More important, isn't that what you've always done?
是的 但是你知道我朋友的历史是怎么说的吗 - Yes, but you know what my friend History says?
-他说什么 - What?
-他说现在不一样了 - He says it's different now.
他说 在过去 He says that in the past,
反对殖民主义的斗争 say with anti-colonial struggles
就像海地革命 like the Haitian Revolution,
是为被剥夺权利的人们辩护 advocacy for the disenfranchised
是因为他们属于更广泛的范畴 was on the basis of their belonging to a broader category,
比如说人类 我很久没有听到这个词了 like human, hmm, I haven't heard that word in a long time.
听起来很奇怪 不是吗？ Sounds weird, doesn't it?
不管怎样 历史告诉我们上个世纪的 Anyway, History says movements,
各种解决了特定群体的需求的运动 like Civil Rights or feminism,
比如民权或女权主义 that addressed the needs of specific groups
都是以社会结构为对象的 in the last century were about social structure.
现在 我要讲的是对个人身份或者 Now, I'm about the recognition of an individual
团体身份的认可 or group's identity.
从弗雷德汉普顿到马丁路德金 Everyone from Fred Hampton to Martin Luther King Jr.
再到舒拉米斯费尔斯通 to Shulamith Firestone, according to History,
他们对体制的批评的影响范围 incorporated a critique of systems affecting more
比他们为之奋斗的那部分人要多得多 than the group they fought for.
或者他们在我们中间呼吁统一的主观性 Or they called upon a unifying subjectivity among us
去克服对不同的人采取 to overcome systems that affected
不同标准的体制 different people differently.
哲学支持这一切 Philosophy backed all this up.
当然 为了确保某些人比其他人更有优势 Of course, categories have been created
我们已经被分过类了 to ensure some people dominate more than others,
哲学说 我们必须为被边缘化的人战斗 Philosophy said, and we must fight for the marginalized.
但是被压迫者的呼声只有当 But the cries of the oppressed are liberatory only in so far
它们与宇宙的维度相呼应时 as they echo a universal dimension,
才能在社会中暴露出问题 revealing a wrong in society,
比如性别差异 be that about sexual difference,
资源分配 或者其他什么 resource distribution, or anything else.
-但是现在 是它自己的缘故吗 - But now, it's for its own sake?
你肯定和庆祝 比如说 棕色人种 You affirm and celebrate, say, brown people,
并不是因为它们从属于更大的 不固定的 not because they are part of something larger, unfixed,
无法控制的集体 而是因为它们是棕色的 and uncontainable, but because they are brown!
我……想……是的…… - I... think... so.
但是棕色有什么特别的吗？ - But is being brown anything special?
-谁知道呢 - Who knows?
问一个和我相关的主题吧 Ask the subject that comprises me.
-哦 但是一般的主题存在吗 - Oh, but is there 'a' general subject there?
-你什么意思 - What do you mean?
我的意思是 政治 你在 - I mean, Politics, you arose in the interaction
在特殊和普遍互动的时候出现 between the particular and the universal.
特定的一个人 被拥护 The particular, a human being, was championed,
因为它是宇宙的一部分 人类的一部分 because it's part of a universal, the human being.
当你面对人民的时候 When you become about people
因为它们属于静态组 because they belong to a static group,
你就忽视了这些群体是社会结构的一部分 neglecting those groups are social constructs,
你意识到你也会做坏事 you realize that you can also be co-opted for bad stuff,
对吧 right?
-你什么意思 - What do you mean?
我是正义的 I am justice.
我会闭着眼睛衡量社会 I weigh society with a blindfold.
-你刚才说的是你卸除了右翼的伪装 - You were just saying you took the guise of the alt-right.
这就是今天的政治 That's politics today.
看 谈论对人的不公平待遇 See, talking about unfair treatment of people,
在这些人的主观身份类别 but basing the conversation on those people's subjective
的基础上谈话让你习惯于 identity category opens you up to be used
反动的政治和无价值的政治 for reactionary politics and fluff politics.
就像2016年希拉里克林顿的12亿美元竞选 Like Hillary Clinton's 1.2 billion dollar campaign in 2016,
主要是关于应得的权力 which was mostly about deserving power
因为她他妈的不是一个白人 because she isn't a fuckin' white guy.
当你面对社会团体的时候 When you become about groups in society
忽视了社会本身 and lose sight of society itself,
你不会对这些机构 you pose no threat to the institutions
还有社会结构构成威胁 这不仅仅是构念 and structure of society, which aren't mere constructs.
这就是为什么你和关注热点的脱节 That's why your disconnection from universal concerns
让你在保守派中很受欢迎 is popular among conservatives.
事实上 代表主观群体的主张 In fact, advocating on behalf of subjective groups
而不是包括边缘人群 rather than the common good,
在内的共同利益 which includes marginalized people,
从18世纪的 began with the counter-Enlightenment right
反启蒙运动开始 of the 18th Century.
反对普世价值 Against universal human values,
法国的极端反动分子 约瑟夫德梅斯特写道 French arch-reactionary, Joseph de Maistre wrote,
-“没有人这样的东西” - "There is no such thing as Man.
“我曾见过法国人、意大利人和俄罗斯人 "I have seen Frenchmen, Italians, and Russians.
“至于人 我从来没有在任何地方遇到过他” "As for Man, I have never come across him anywhere."
今天我们不仅需要正义 而且需要自由 平等 - Today we need not only justice, but liberté, egalité,
还有 正义 and covfefe, I mean, Justice!
-是的 我的朋友媒体理论家使用了这个神圣的价值 - Yes, my friend Media Theorist used that hallowed value,
正义 来解释我的问题 Covfefe, to explain what's wrong with me.
但这对我的健康有什么关系呢 But what does this bode for my health?
我能活下来吗 Can I survive this?
-活下来 - Survive?
当然 Sure.
事实上 你会变回到你年轻时的样子 In fact, you'll regress to when you were younger
不同的群体毫无理由地 and different groups considered themselves special
认为自己很特别 for no good reason.
你必须意识到 如果你代表的主题 You must realize, if the subject that speaks through you
不代表共同利益 doesn't speak for the common good,
它就提倡不平等 it advocates for inequality.
-我怎样才能再次代表共同利益呢 - How can I be for the common good again?
-哦 我不是那方面的专家 - Oh, I'm no expert on that!
但我知道在希腊 你需要一个城邦 But I know my Greek, and you need a polis.
一个稳定的 地理上集中的 A stable, geographically concentrated community
由经济产生的各种各样的社会认同的社区 with various social identities united by economy
这是你的历史前提 has been a historical precondition for you.
但是我们的地理位置和微观文化 But our geographies are being scrambled by the internet
被互联网打乱了 还有我们的经济 and its microcultures, and our economy
也被同样的力量分散了 is being dispersed by the same forces.
没有城邦 政治就能存在吗？ Can Politics exist without a polis?
-听起来像是我朋友文学说的 - Sounds like something my friend Literature says.
-什么 - What?
她说 人民 哇 这听起来很奇怪 - She says that the people, wow, that sounds weird, too,
是一种存在于社会模型中 was a social form that existed in relation
的社会形式 to a mode of society.
个人也是这个资产阶级社会 The individual was also a construct
中的一个构念 of this bourgeois society.
生产的力量正在表明 Forces of production are rendering
这些构造过时了 these constructs obsolete.
实体仍然存在 但没有任何代表性的机制存在 Real entities still exist, but no symbolic regime remains
来解决这些问题 to address them.
所以我被困在具体的真实和 So I am stuck between the concrete or particular real,
抽象或普遍的真实之间 and the abstract or universal real,
对着毫无意义的目标投掷飞镖 throwing darts at meaningless approximations.
-现代的手段是不够的 - The means of modernity are inadequate,
作为20世纪的国家社会主义 especially remembering your unfortunate appearance
尤其要记住你不幸的外表 as 20th Century state socialism.
所以 我的诊断是 要收你250美元 So, my diagnosis is, and that will be 250 dollars,
你很困惑 因为你在不断变换形式 you're confused because you're constantly shifting form,
但这种形式总是受到限制 but that form is always restricted.
你想要包容大众 You want to include the universal,
但是自从工人运动灭绝后 这种政治 but since the worker's movement died, such politics,
对不起 我没有治疗方法 I'm sorry, I have NO treatment.
-你是说我的声音没法是普遍的吗 - You don't think my voice can be that of the universal?
我必须 我必须只关注群体之间发生的事情吗？ Must I, must I only be about what happens between groups?
那么 What about,
那……伯尼并没有为此而死 what about... Bernie didn't die for this!
洗手间在哪里？ Where's the bathroom?
占据了“占领卫生间” Occupied by Occupy Bathroom.
操 - [Politics] Fuck!
《阿贝特之歌》这首歌曲 - [Johannes] Das Lied der Arbeit, the song of work,
1868年首次向世界展示 was first presented to the world in 1868.
这是奥地利的官方国歌 It is the official anthem of Austrian Social Democracy.
而我要说 艹他妈的 艹他妈妈的 And I say to thee, what the fuckedy fuck!
这是对工作的一种可怕的盲目崇拜 It's such a horrendous fetishization of work,
我想吐然后用呕吐物建一个工厂 I want to puke and build a factory out of it.
让我们从2009年开始 听听米拉苏菲亚乌兹Let's listen to an interpretation by Mira Sophia Ulz
的解释 from 2009.
米拉赢得了奥地利儿童比赛 Mira won the Austrian Kiddy Contest,
为年轻歌手举行的歌唱比赛 a song contest for young singers,
所以社会民主党邀请了她 and so the social democrats invited her
和他们一起庆祝 to celebrate with them.
不确定她是否配得上这个 Not sure she deserved that.
我让沃伯尔斯调了个重置版 I asked wobblersound to create a proper remix.
民主 嗯 Democracy, mmmmm.
一种统治统治形式的统治形式 One ruling form that rules them all.
政府系统的年轻成人小说 The young adult novel of governmental systems.
它不起作用 但人们还是会去做 It doesn't work, but people still go with it.
每隔几年 我们会为我们的代表投票 Every couple of years we vote for our representatives,
然而 我们的余生是非常不民主的 yet the rest of our lives is very undemocratic.
工作生活不是民主 体育不是民主 Work life is no democracy, sports aren't democratic,
艺术不是民主的 art isn't democratic.
想象一下NASA在计划 And, just as a nudge, imagine NASA is planning
去火星的任务 a mission to Mars.
你相信民主进程会 Do you believe a democratic process
决定谁去执行那个任务吗 would determine who goes on that mission?
他们不会浪费几十亿美元 They won't waste billions of dollars
派遣不合格的人员 sending unqualified personnel,
他们会对它进行同代评审 they will peer-fuckin-review it!
问题是 为什么我们要用民主来管理国家？ The question is, why do we use democracy to run nations?
你可能会想 答案是 The answer, you might imagine, is,
如果你相信自己有权利 你就不会挑战权力 if you believe you have power, you don't challenge power.
让我们来看看民主的一种特殊的子类型 Let's have a look at a specific subgenre of democracy.
社会民主 Social democracy.
那是1926年 It is 1926.
艾瑞克穆萨将这首歌的歌词献给了他 Erich Mühsam dedicates the lyrics of the upcoming song
德国社会民主运动中 to the leading cadre
的领导干部 of the German Social Democratic movement,
因为他们经常和警察 because they are constantly collaborating with police,
正义 军事和行政合作 justice, military, and administration.
社会民主党因此支持 The Social Democrats were thus supporting
并延续德意志帝国的社会秩序 and perpetuating the societal order of the German Empire.
纳夫说 Nuff said.
（“艾因艾因革命”） ("War einmal ein Revoluzzer")
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也许社会民主主义 - [Johannes] Maybe Social Democracy
会从失败中吸取教训 learned from its failures?
让我们来参加一个 Let's visit a meeting in the nation of
西尔肯纳斯布兰吉克基亚的会议 Sirkennethbranaghkhgkia,
一个因缺乏创造力而得名的国家 a state that owes its name to lack of creativity.
不管怎样 新当选的总统 冯霍瓦特 - Anyways, the newly elected President Ödem von Horvath
坐在他的办公桌前 旁边有两个顾问 sits at his desk, two advisors beside him,
一个男性和一个女性 biological male and biological female.
-真希望热水很快就能起作用 - Do hope the warm water is working soon.
-我确定会的 总统先生 - I am sure it will be, Mr. President.
好的 那么议程上有什么？ - Okay, so what's on the agenda?
-我们承诺提供免费医疗 免费教育 - We promised free healthcare, free education,
工资上涨 两个月的带薪假期 wage increases, two months paid vacation,
强有力的住房和交通项目 等等 strong housing and transportation programs, and more.
-棒极了 不应该是个问题 对吧？ - Superb, shouldn't be a problem, right?
只要向富人征税 Just tax the rich!
要做到这一点 我们首先要有一个强健的经济 - Well, to do that, we must first have a robust economy,
私营部门蓬勃发展 with a thriving private sector
与其他国家相比 that enjoys production and market advantages
具有生产和市场优势 over the economies of other nations.
-啊 是这样吗？ - Ah, is that so?
-让我们来做个模型 - Let's model it out.
哈利路亚 ♪ Hallelujah ♪
-我们更多 - So, more for us.
这就是方法 对吧？ This is how, right?
我们的公司有更高的市场份额和更多的利润上 More for our companies in market share and profits?
是的 - [Biological Female] Yes.
-为什么它不起作用呢 - Why isn't it working?
-我也不明白 - I can't say.
在20世纪50年代和60年代 In the 1950s and '60s--
-你是指资本主义的黄金时代？ - You mean the Golden Age of Capitalism?
-哦 是的 - Oh, yes.
-但是继续下去就很容易了 - But to go on, then, it was easy.
其他的经济体也没有那么好 Other world economies weren't as good.
我们的公司可以轻易地胜过他们 Our firms could easily out-compete them.
但在20世纪70年代 世界其他国家开始迎头赶上 But in the 1970s, the rest of the world started to catch up
需要增加货币供应 and needed increased money supply,
所以围绕着美元的固定汇率体系 so the system of fixed exchange rates around the dollar
被彻底摧毁了 was gutted.
油价的上涨进一步动摇了这个体系 Increases in oil prices destabIlized the system further,
参与国家竞争的公司 and companies struggling against national competitions
放弃了对劳动的妥协 withdrew from their compromise with labor.
我不知道我们现在能做什么 I don't know what we could do now, though.
-嗯 - Hmm.
啊哈 我有个主意 Aha, I've got an idea!
我们可以在其他地方放一个泵—— We could put a pump in the other parts of this--
-是劳动结晶 - Congealed labor, it is.
非常珍贵 Very precious.
劳动结晶是凝结在商品中的无差别的人类劳动 - Congealed labor is the amount of labor intangibly present
在市场上被粗略地表达为 in a commodity, which in the market is roughly expressed
为交换价值或价格 as exchange value or price.
-资本主义的奇迹 真的 - Marvel of capitalism, really.
允许像我们这样的创新者 Allows innovators such as ourselves to model the world,
在它直接作为积累的代表之前 before it is directly lived,
去塑造这个世界 as an accumulation of representations.
-是的 非常好 - Yes, very good.
我们可以把一个水泵装在不属于我们的劳动结晶中 We can put a pump in congealed labor that isn't ours.
我们可以扔掉一些来自世界的其他地方的 And we can just throw away some congealed labor
劳动结晶 from other parts of the world.
-好主意 只要确保我们做的 - Excellent idea, just make sure what we do
不像是殖民主义或帝国主义 doesn't seem like colonialism or imperialism.
那真的会疏远我们党里的千禧一代 That really alienates those millennials from our party.
-当然了 而且很明显 这是能做到的 - Of course, and it's clear how it can be done!
我把中国 印度 和其他所有国家 I'll call China, and India, and all the other countries,
以国际合作的名义投标 and bid them, in the name of international cooperation,
来把他们的劳动结晶抢过来 to funnel their congealed labor to us
让他们的经济变得很糟糕 and to become bad at doing global economy!
-这可能行不通 - That probably won't work.
-是啊 不 小平先生和中国共产党 - Yeah, no, Mr. Xiaoping and the Communist Party of China
非常致力于实践南京条约的精神 are very committed to the ethos of the treaty of Nanjing.
他们认为必须坚持不妥协的自由贸易 They feel they must uphold uncompromising free trade.
-莫迪先生 我们一直在努力 - And Mr. Modi, we've been trying to get
和他取得联系 in touch with him all day,
但他的手机总是在飞机模式 but his phone is always in airplane mode.
那么 我们应该如何加强我们的经济呢？ - Then how are we supposed to strengthen our economy?
纪律和社会等级制度 - Discipline and social hierarchies!
如果我们回到上世纪50年代的生产模式 We can make our consumers buy our goods
我们可以让消费者购买我们的产品 if we return to the production paradigm of the 1950s.
白人拿薪水 White men get paychecks,
为他们的家庭提供一定的生活水平 granting a certain standard of living to their families,
作为回报 不仅仅是工作 in return for not only work,
但是社会本身就像工厂一样 but society itself being factory-like!
没有不守规矩的行为 所以女人 No unruly behavior, so women
回到半自动化的厨房 拜托 back in the semi-automated kitchen, please!
-哦 这行不通 - Oh, this isn't working!
他们反抗流水线生产规范 They're protesting against assembly-line production norms
一点也不努力工作 and not working hard at all.
他们已经习惯了拥有灵活性 They've become used to the flexibility
和自主权 尽管非常有限 and autonomy they have, limited as they are.
-哦 该死的 总之我要对富人征税 - Oh, damn it all, I'm just going to tax the rich!
他们会交钱来的 They'll cough it up!
让我给他们发短信 Here, let me text them!
-不 他不能这样 -No, he can't!
-不 他不能这样 -No, he can't.
-他不能这样吗 -No, he can't.
-他当然不能这样 -No, he can't.
-坏消息 总统先生 - Bad news, Mr. President.
-好吧 我们现在有钱解决这个问题了 - Well, we got the money to solve the problem now!
-并不是 - Maybe not.
看 工业家 风险资本家 科技ceo See, the industrialists, venture capitalists, tech CEOs,
银行家们都转移了更多的资本 and bankers have all moved more capital
到了你征税的标准以下 to places with lower taxes than what you're proposing.
他们在人工智能上投入了更多的资金 They've invested more money in artificial intelligence,
这样他们就不需要支付工人工资 so they don't have to pay living wages!
不管怎样 人们都在用他们增加的工资买 - Anyway, people were spending their increased wages
廉价的外国商品 on cheap foreign goods.
随着国内企业产能过剩 And with our domestic companies in overcapacity,
投资者正在投机高风险的科技和金融 investors are speculating in risky tech and finance.
然后他们可以把更多 Then they can then move even more,
更多的资产转移出去 even more assets away from us!
-他们怎么能这样 -How could they?
-他们可以做任何他们想做的事 - They could do whatever they want.
他们 他们 They, they, they,
-他们仍然拥有生产资料 -They still own the means of production.
下面这首歌是一首拙劣的模仿 - The following song is a parody of the Horst-Wessel-Lied,
模仿了从1930年到1945年间德国纳粹党的国歌 the anthem of the German Nazi Party from 1930 to 1945.
在每一个该死的场合都有人唱 It was sung at every fucking occasion,
但是在第三帝国时期这首歌 but during the Third Reich the song was parodied
被改版为地下版本 取笑腐败的 in underground versions, poking fun at the corruption
纳粹精英们 of the Nazi elite.
不同文本之间有相似之处 Well, there are similarities between different texts
地下作者们用不同的方式进行了改编 as underground authors developed them with variations.
但这个版本是我的最爱 But here is my favorite.
-最后 我们到达了左派 -At long last, we've arrived at the Left!
我太高兴了 I am so happy!
谢谢你推我来 Thanks for pushing me to come!
-教授 Burgertum的资本主义成员 -Professor, what is a member of the Bürgertum,
在左派做什么？ the bourgeoisie doing here on the Left?
那头猪 That pig!
-很奇怪 -Peculiar!
-他看起来像瑞典人 -He seems Swedish!
我们应该把他踢进河里 We should kick him in the Eierballs.
-好的 首先我要请他离开 -Okay, first I will kindly ask him to leave.
你好 先生 这是传说中的左派领域 Hello, good Sir, this is the fabled realm of Left,
劳动的一方 the side of labor.
你是我们的敌人 You are our enemy.
-好吧 你还好吗 -Well, how you doin' there?
我是斯文什波森 I'm Sven Shitpornson!
-我知道 我知道 -I knew it, I knew it!
他是瑞典人 He's Swedish!
-不 我来自明尼苏达州 -No, I'm from Minnesota.
当革命来临时 -When the revolution comes,
你将是第一个反对的人 you'll be the first against the wall!
-哦 等一下 -Oh, now wait a minute there.
我不是说没有恶意 I don't mean no harm, you know?
是的 我可能是某种类型的叛徒 Okay, yeah, I might be a traitor to my kind
我知道这是左派 但我是来帮助你的 And I know this is the Left, but I'm here for help ya.
-帮忙？ -Help?
-是的 我是一个企业家 -Yeah, yeah, I'm an entrepreneur.
我想制造东西 我想创造 I want to make stuff, I wanna create!
别让这一大笔钱骗你 现在 Don't let this big bag of money here fool ya, now.
我不是资本家 I'm not a capitalist.
你知道 我很兴奋能做一些东西 You know, I'm just excited to make stuff,
但是我的公司 它是由投资者 but my company there, it's owned by investors
还有管理委员会所有的 但它们由银行所有 and a managerial board, and they're owned by banks,
银行又是为管理委员会 which are also then owned by managerial boards
还有投资者所有的 and by investors.
我今天终于意识到 I realized that today, finally,
它的形式是这样的 it's in the form of that there
-我糊涂了 -I am confused!
-跟我来 -Follow me.
我的名字叫“Unsquaredance小姐” -My name is Lady Unsquaredance.
我喜欢看经典名著 I like to watch classics
比如 《剪草工》和《我教经济学》 such as The Lawnmower Man and I teach economics.
-啊 -Eeeew!
自上世纪70年代在全球资本中 -Due to the competitive stresses
产生的竞争压力以来 created since the 1970s in global capital.
这就好像银行和投资者在 It's almost as if banks and investors are
提取租金一样 extracting rent.
什波森先生想要获得更多的资本 Mr. Shitpornson wants access to more capital,
但这些房东是不会同意的 but these landlords won't spare it!
-哦 是的 是的 -Oh yeah, yeah.
而且 这也不是我所热爱的资本主义 And that there's, that's hardly the capitalism I love!
-他认为左派可以解放他 -He thought the Left could free him.
但它在抗议雕像和其他符号 But it's protesting statues and other symbols,
黄岩女性在董事会中占的比例是多么地少 and how few women sit in boardrooms,
而不是关于董事会里的人做什么 not about what people in boardrooms do.
但我已经和一个聪明、年轻的理想主义者开了个会 But I've set up a meeting with a bright, young idea-man.
-那就是我 -And that's me!
你好 Hello!
我是比利鲍勃图林引擎 I'm Billy Bob Turing engine.
这两个是谁？ And who are these two?
-我们算是 -Let's just say we're
真正的工人阶级革命者 true working-class revolutionaries!
-哈哈哈 -Hahaha!
这场光荣的革命是什么时候发生的？ When is this glorious revolution taking place?
-等我们建立起人民的力量的时候 -Once we build the power of the people!
在这种怀旧情绪的 -This nostalgia
百年临终之际 计划和口号都早已枯萎了 for schemes and slogans withered on a century-old deathbed.
-呸 就是因为有你这样的愤世嫉俗者 -Bah, cynics like you
我们才永远不会有共产主义 are why we'll never have communism!
-嗯 -Mmm.
听起来很不错 That sounds wonderful.
但是物质条件表明资本主义 社会主义 But material conditions indicate capitalism, socialism,
共产主义需要重新评估 and communism need to be re-evaluated
可能都该被丢弃了 and maybe all discarded.
-哦 什么？ -Oh... what?
-跟我来 我会解释的 -Follow me and I will explain!
我是一名工程师 但就像一个艺术家或数据分析师 I'm an engineer, but like an artist or data analyst,
如果你有一个像锤子一样的具体的物体 If you have a concrete object, like a hammer,
我不能在你使用的时候使用它 I can't have and use it while you do.
但是如果你有任何可以被版权保护的东西 But if you have anything that can be copyrighted,
我们就可以同时使用它了 I can have and use it while you do too.
——让传统的左翼主义变得无关紧要？ -making traditional leftism irrelevant?
-信息使世界变得“圆”了 -Information makes the world go 'round now.
当然 物理生产仍然存在 但是 Physical production still exists, of course, but
像Uber和亚马逊这样的公司之所以成功 是因为 Companies like Uber or Amazon succeed because
-哦 -Oh!
所以今天的平台和市场与国家 So platforms are institutions as important today
一样非常重要 as markets and states.
-对 -Correct.
-哦 好吧 -Oh, well, okay,
但是 如何将这个系统整合在一起呢？ but then how does that there hold the system together?
-因为 -Because
他们把这个卖给广告商 and they sell that to advertisers.
有那么多聪明的人上大学 So many bright people I went to college with
每周花上几十个小时搞清楚 spend dozens of hours a week figuring out
如何让人们多点广告 how to make people
少数幸运的人做了更不祥的事 A lucky few do something more ominous,
-是的 -Yes!
资本主义今天如此脆弱以至于它需要这些东西 Capitalism is so weak today that it needs this stuff
保持平稳 to stay afloat.
好的 那么大多数公司 -Okay, so then most companies there
克瑞汀的优势 creatin' advantages by
今天的情况是 -So what's going on today is
-是的 -Yes.
很多利润仍然来自于压榨 A lot of profit still derives from extraction
劳动剩余价值 但是 of surplus value from labor, but the
因为私营信息产业的产品可以 Because the private-information industry's products can be
-那么今天的任务是什么？ -So what's the task today?
-并将其用于有用的生产 -And use them for useful production.
-他懂了 -He's got it!
-但我修理可移动厕所 -But I repair portable toilets!
-但你是在处理信息 -Yet you work with information.
最具战略意义的地方是 The most strategic place to focus is on
那么 我们要左派做什么呢 -So, what do we do with the Left?
-见鬼去吧 -To hell with them!
啊 啊 Arrrrrrrrrrrr!
时间是关键 Time is critical!
我的船靠岸了 My ship's docked.
我们需要考虑一下 We need to think up
啊 Arrrrr.
-是兵变吗？ -Is that mutiny?
-不 -Nah!
我们必须是船 而不是叛变者 We have to be the ship, not mutineers.
-好吧 我们还在等什么？ -Well, what are we waiting for?
我们走吧 Let's go.
-是的 -Yes!
-约翰内斯 你是奥地利人 -Johannes, you Austrian landlubber!
锚定 Anchors aweigh!
-他是奥地利人？ -He is Austrian?
真糟糕 How awful!
-最终梦想破灭的是左派 - The ultimate broken dream is the Left itself.
我们必须再做一次 We have to do this again,
它需要更多的悲怆 it needs more pathos.
它需要更多的动力 It needs more drive.
就是最终梦想破灭的是左派的感觉 对吧？ Like... the ultimate broken dream is the Left itself, okay?
所以 我们再做一次 好吗？ So, we do it again, okay? (phone ringing)
-嘿 嘿 他在打电话 - Hey, hey, he's on the phone.
这很紧急 It's urgent.
-啊 - Naaah!
我们不能打完再接吗 Can't we finish this here?
我给他回电话 I'll call him back.
-不 他说你需要停下来 - No, he says you need to stop.
-什么…什么？ - What... what?
呃 你好 Uh, hello.
嗨 很高兴和你说话 嘿 Hi, good to speak to you, hey.
-闭嘴 你这个无能的人 - Shut up, you incompetent shlong.
你完了 You are done.
-什么…什么？ - What... what?
-一切都结束了 -It's over.
-不 - No!
我们还在拍呢 We were just recording this here
伊山有个很棒的想法来结束这个场景 and Ishan had this great idea for the end scene.
-我不在乎 - I don't care.
你超出了预算 我的预算 You are way over budget, my budget.
更重要的是 还有我的投资者的预算 And more important, my investor's budget.
再见 Hasta luego.
-我-我在拍摄我的结论 - I-I-I'm recording my... my conclusion here
我们需要钱来支付许可费 and we need money for the licensing fee
还有片尾曲的版权 for the end credit song!
我的屁股还要版权呢 - End credit my ass.
-什么…什么 - What... what?
嘿 不 嘿 不 嘿 Hey, no, no, hey, no, no, hey!
他妈的 Fuck!
-嘿 老家伙 - Hey, Old One.
啊 你找到他了……太好了 Ah, you found him... great!
他身上有多少钱 How much money did he have on him?
20欧元？ 20 euros?
不是吧 Come on.
你干了什么？ You did what?
你吃了他？ You ate him?
-电影里唯一的一次性人物 -The only disposable person on a movie
是导演 is the director.